Palestine Supporters Flee From TikTok's Censorship to the Last Bastion of Free Speech in Trump's America: Pornhub

"At least the BBC on Pornhub will give it to me straight."

In a move widely seen as a consolidation of control over the digital town square, billionaire and ardent Zionist Larry Ellison has joined a consortium led by Jared Kushner to acquire TikTok’s U.S. operations. For creators critical of Israel’s actions in Gaza, the sale represents a death knell for the platform’s once-vibrant pro-Palestinian movement.

“First they installed a former IDF instructor as head censor, and then the word ‘genocide’ became ‘mass un-aliving,’” said one creator who wished to remain anonymous, “Now every video has to condemn Hamas just to hit the FYP. I’m watching fourteen-year-olds doing the ‘Hamas microwaved babies’ dance to Taylor Swift just to trend.”

She paused, motioning to her latex nurse outfit. “So yeah. I’m on Pornhub now.”

She’s one of millions fleeing to the adult platform, which has somehow become the last bastion of unfiltered speech for the Free Palestine movement.

“The only catch,” said an Al Jazeera correspondent while squishing cake between her bare feet outside the Rafah crossing, “is that videos still have to be technically porn. But if that’s what it takes to show the hundreds of aid trucks stuck at the border, I’ll do feet stuff.”

Just last week, the top-trending video on the site was “Slutty Step-Sister ICJ JOI Genocide Report Update.” Where she told the camera, “Gaza’s starvation has reached catastrophic levels, with more than 320,000 children under the age of five at risk of acute malnutrition, so don’t you dare cum.”

Meanwhile, one of TikTok’s highest-boosted video remains an algorithm-friendly “Get Ready With Me” featuring an Israeli supermodel-turned-IDF drone operator getting ready to bomb a “Hamas” donkey cart carrying the wounded.

On TikTok, posts with hashtags like #FreePalestine or #GazaUnderAttack disappear within minutes. Comments vanish and creators are redirected to official fact-checking “explainers” assuring them that Gazan children “aren’t being bombed; they’re simply so consumed by hate they spontaneously combust.”

“But because it’s Pornhub, it’s too spicy for billionaires to sanitize,” explained climate activist Greta Thunberg, performing a tasteful striptease to If I Must Die: Poetry and Prose by Refaat Alareer, the Gazan poet assassinated in a drone strike after his words went viral. “I hate that my channel gets more engagement than my aid flotilla work, but at least people are hearing Gaza’s cry for help.”

“Pornhub even gave us our own Gaza section between Gaping and Grannies.”

In response, Israeli propagandists have attempted to counter with their own porn-political content, though reception has been poor. Early uploads like “Ben Gvir Edges Himself to Mosque Demolition” and “Netanyahu’s Bedroom Siege” have drawn more dislikes than any other video, with one user commenting, “Bro, I came here to jerk off to a two-state solution, not apartheid.”