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Hopefully they can do a few reshoots and insert a cyclops with a huge swinging phallus. The fate of cinema depends on it.

Kevin Kane's avatar

With Hanz Zimmer scoring.

*Cyclops takes a step, dick swanging*

:Thump. Woosh!:

Hans: BWAAAAAAAAAAH

Odysseus: Dear Gods...

:Thump. Woosh!:

Hans: BUUUUUUUUHM

:Thump. Woosh!:

Hans: BWAAAAAAAAAAH

Odysseus: RUN!!!!

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First shot of the new trailer is just a shadow swinging across Odysseus’s horrified face.

BWAAAAAAAAH!