Audience Arousal Metrics Remain Dangerously Flaccid
Hopefully they can do a few reshoots and insert a cyclops with a huge swinging phallus. The fate of cinema depends on it.
With Hanz Zimmer scoring.
*Cyclops takes a step, dick swanging*
:Thump. Woosh!:
Hans: BWAAAAAAAAAAH
Odysseus: Dear Gods...
Hans: BUUUUUUUUHM
Odysseus: RUN!!!!
First shot of the new trailer is just a shadow swinging across Odysseus’s horrified face.
BWAAAAAAAAH!
Hopefully they can do a few reshoots and insert a cyclops with a huge swinging phallus. The fate of cinema depends on it.
With Hanz Zimmer scoring.
*Cyclops takes a step, dick swanging*
:Thump. Woosh!:
Hans: BWAAAAAAAAAAH
Odysseus: Dear Gods...
:Thump. Woosh!:
Hans: BUUUUUUUUHM
:Thump. Woosh!:
Hans: BWAAAAAAAAAAH
Odysseus: RUN!!!!
First shot of the new trailer is just a shadow swinging across Odysseus’s horrified face.
BWAAAAAAAAH!