WASHINGTON, D.C.— Officials at the Department of Energy announced Monday that Freedom 250, the crypto-sponsored backyard wrestling event staged on the White House lawn, had caused the Founding Fathers to spin in their graves with enough rotational force to power the entire Eastern Seaboard.
The Founding Fathers Rotational Energy Initiative” is one of those jokes I wish I’d written. It’s so absurd, yet somehow completely logical within the universe of the article. I laughed out loud.
I read it first, then listened to you read it, and somehow it got even funnier.
I don’t know if that’s your natural voice, but if it is, it’s perfect for satire.
Typical lib snowflake founding fathers championing renewable energy from the grave. Not in MY America!
The Founding Fathers Rotational Energy Initiative” is one of those jokes I wish I’d written. It’s so absurd, yet somehow completely logical within the universe of the article. I laughed out loud.
I read it first, then listened to you read it, and somehow it got even funnier.
I don’t know if that’s your natural voice, but if it is, it’s perfect for satire.
Hate to break it to you, but those velvety tones are actually an AI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯