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teri Gray's avatar

It’s sad when you read this and have to wonder if it’s satire.

Person McPersonpants's avatar

I knew it was when Vance was calling him grandpa instead of the most manliest virile man man. He would never admit reality like that.

Lisa Joy 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

I was reading this thinking, “Finally. Satire Trump hasn’t done on his own before it could be published…”

StephAnie V's avatar

Right?! I wasn't sure. Until the MSNBC comment.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

The Carrville comment is true, though.

Audie Black's avatar

Oh gawd, it’s not? Geezuz he’s sick.

Chanti's avatar

First! Which feels appropriate because I wanted to applaud before the crowd showed up.

This is gloriously unhinged satire. Every paragraph escalates the absurdity without losing the voice, and that image… I honestly don’t know whether to compliment the writing or the graphic first. Both are ridiculously good.

Joëlle Jay Kiecker's avatar

I really thought this was real hahaha

I-Can't-Even's avatar

I had to come to the comments to find out if this was real or satire. It’s impossible to tell anymore

Chanti's avatar

For a second, I totally fell for it too. I don't follow him, and honestly, it sounds like something he'd post since he's so unhinged sometimes. But as soon as I looked closely at the graphic, I realized it couldn't be real.

Rishard Allen's avatar

Shrek is love Shrek is life

Rishard Allen's avatar

Hahaha I am glad I didn’t disappoint

Jeffrey Hitchin's avatar

I knew this would be the first comment.

Lee Mannell's avatar

This is perfection. I spent WAY too long as I read oscillating between whether or not this was real…

Russell Patrick Brown, PhD's avatar

Oh this is wonderful journalism. Thank you

Wyvern Dryke Yips at the World's avatar

I really, really want to say this is a parody post but given the current way he's behaving, I can no longer say for certain. LMFAO

Well done. <3

Libbie Grant's avatar

“Not hacked” 😆😆😆😆

The crazy thing is that this is actually plausible. What a timeline.

Lux's avatar

Says a lot, don’t it?

I judged it as real at first, because you have to these days, as life in America has become a twisted parody of itself, the really sad thing is that what convinced me it was satire, was that, as absurd as the concept is, it was generally too benign to be real….

Libbie Grant's avatar

I know. It’s nuts how stupid everything is, to the point that Shrek erotica seems plausible.

Gary Trujillo's avatar

First time bro has ever been REALLY seen.

Ⓜ️𝖊𝖙's avatar

scary how i looked up “Trump Shrek” after this

Anne Haines's avatar

If only this was true. It would be reassuring to see evidence that Our Dear Leader loves someone (or some thing) other than himself and the Almighty Dollar.

Laura Ann Thomason's avatar

He's shouting that he is at least bisexual. I mean, come on…..

Kevin Kane's avatar

Shrek transcends sexuality and gender.

To be touched by Shrek is to be touched by god.

Gay, straight, Bi has no bearing on his love.

We are all Ogresexual

Audie Black's avatar

Ogresexual❣️😂😂🤣😂

weareallkittygenovese's avatar

You got me dude. I read 1/3 of this to my husband and we were rolling but totally on board. Someone else here already said it: it's just not much of a leap. I will say, we are currently in the middle of a very difficult family situation and this was exactly what we both needed. Well done, sir!

Aaron Ebeling's avatar

He loves the swamp.

M A S's avatar

The worst part, honestly and truly?

Since I’ve technically been perma-banned twice (Three times?) from my TRUTH social surveillance accounts, I currently am not privy to his latest rants.

I had to take a moment and consider the possibility of this reality.

By the way, intentional or not, I feel the influence of GONZO Journalism on this screed.

I think he’d approve.

Miles vel Day's avatar

It’s really funny because while I was able to fully identify it as satire about a half paragraph in, when I first saw it on my timeline… I didn’t believe it, per se, but my click was as much from genuine curiosity as anticipation of comedy. (The comedy is good.)