First! Which feels appropriate because I wanted to applaud before the crowd showed up.
This is gloriously unhinged satire. Every paragraph escalates the absurdity without losing the voice, and that image… I honestly don’t know whether to compliment the writing or the graphic first. Both are ridiculously good.
For a second, I totally fell for it too. I don't follow him, and honestly, it sounds like something he'd post since he's so unhinged sometimes. But as soon as I looked closely at the graphic, I realized it couldn't be real.
I judged it as real at first, because you have to these days, as life in America has become a twisted parody of itself, the really sad thing is that what convinced me it was satire, was that, as absurd as the concept is, it was generally too benign to be real….
If only this was true. It would be reassuring to see evidence that Our Dear Leader loves someone (or some thing) other than himself and the Almighty Dollar.
You got me dude. I read 1/3 of this to my husband and we were rolling but totally on board. Someone else here already said it: it's just not much of a leap. I will say, we are currently in the middle of a very difficult family situation and this was exactly what we both needed. Well done, sir!
Since I’ve technically been perma-banned twice (Three times?) from my TRUTH social surveillance accounts, I currently am not privy to his latest rants.
I had to take a moment and consider the possibility of this reality.
By the way, intentional or not, I feel the influence of GONZO Journalism on this screed.
It’s really funny because while I was able to fully identify it as satire about a half paragraph in, when I first saw it on my timeline… I didn’t believe it, per se, but my click was as much from genuine curiosity as anticipation of comedy. (The comedy is good.)
It’s sad when you read this and have to wonder if it’s satire.
I knew it was when Vance was calling him grandpa instead of the most manliest virile man man. He would never admit reality like that.
I was reading this thinking, “Finally. Satire Trump hasn’t done on his own before it could be published…”
Right?! I wasn't sure. Until the MSNBC comment.
The Carrville comment is true, though.
Agreed
Oh gawd, it’s not? Geezuz he’s sick.
First! Which feels appropriate because I wanted to applaud before the crowd showed up.
This is gloriously unhinged satire. Every paragraph escalates the absurdity without losing the voice, and that image… I honestly don’t know whether to compliment the writing or the graphic first. Both are ridiculously good.
I really thought this was real hahaha
I had to come to the comments to find out if this was real or satire. It’s impossible to tell anymore
For a second, I totally fell for it too. I don't follow him, and honestly, it sounds like something he'd post since he's so unhinged sometimes. But as soon as I looked closely at the graphic, I realized it couldn't be real.
Shrek is love Shrek is life
Hahaha I am glad I didn’t disappoint
I knew this would be the first comment.
This is perfection. I spent WAY too long as I read oscillating between whether or not this was real…
Oh this is wonderful journalism. Thank you
I really, really want to say this is a parody post but given the current way he's behaving, I can no longer say for certain. LMFAO
Well done. <3
“Not hacked” 😆😆😆😆
The crazy thing is that this is actually plausible. What a timeline.
Says a lot, don’t it?
I judged it as real at first, because you have to these days, as life in America has become a twisted parody of itself, the really sad thing is that what convinced me it was satire, was that, as absurd as the concept is, it was generally too benign to be real….
I know. It’s nuts how stupid everything is, to the point that Shrek erotica seems plausible.
Because they are both swamp creatures?
oh snap! :)
First time bro has ever been REALLY seen.
scary how i looked up “Trump Shrek” after this
If only this was true. It would be reassuring to see evidence that Our Dear Leader loves someone (or some thing) other than himself and the Almighty Dollar.
He's shouting that he is at least bisexual. I mean, come on…..
Shrek transcends sexuality and gender.
To be touched by Shrek is to be touched by god.
Gay, straight, Bi has no bearing on his love.
We are all Ogresexual
Ogresexual❣️😂😂🤣😂
You got me dude. I read 1/3 of this to my husband and we were rolling but totally on board. Someone else here already said it: it's just not much of a leap. I will say, we are currently in the middle of a very difficult family situation and this was exactly what we both needed. Well done, sir!
He loves the swamp.
The worst part, honestly and truly?
Since I’ve technically been perma-banned twice (Three times?) from my TRUTH social surveillance accounts, I currently am not privy to his latest rants.
I had to take a moment and consider the possibility of this reality.
By the way, intentional or not, I feel the influence of GONZO Journalism on this screed.
I think he’d approve.
It’s really funny because while I was able to fully identify it as satire about a half paragraph in, when I first saw it on my timeline… I didn’t believe it, per se, but my click was as much from genuine curiosity as anticipation of comedy. (The comedy is good.)