September 2026

During Iran War Briefing, Pete Hegseth Defines Cuckoldry As “Ultimate Form Of Masculinity”
WASHINGTON — When asked about estimates of oil making it through the Strait of Hormuz Thursday, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth stunned reporters by…
 • Kevin Kane
PREVIEW - Vibe Hound: A Deep Estate Casefile
A sneak peek at my upcoming Deep Estate Novella
 • Kevin Kane
Tinder Denies Practicing EUGENICS, You’re Just UGLY
Tinder’s parent company Match Group denied allegations that it had quietly transformed online dating into an algorithmically run eugenics program after…
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President Trump is a Doo-Doo Pants with Pee-Pee Breath
I have given considerable thought to President Trump’s administration, and I find that I can endorse it no longer.
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Nvidia Chief Isn’t Worried About AI Bubble Built on ‘2 GIRLS 1 CUP Economics’
SANTA CLARA, CA— Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang dismissed growing concerns Wednesday over an AI bubble, saying critics misunderstood the sophisticated…
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“This Was Inked In The Blood Of Children,” Found Hidden Inside ChatGPT 6 Astra Lasagna Recipe
MINNEAPOLIS, MN— A Minnesota mother tearfully recounted on TikTok Thursday how asking ChatGPT 6 Astra for a simple lasagna recipe led to the discovery…
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August 2026

DEEP ESTATE: THE NEXT CHAPTERS
John Doe’s getting weird with it and it was already weird enough.
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Zach Snyder Fans Officially Recognized as New Mental Disorder
Barbie: The Snyder Cut now available to stream
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After Trump Admits “There’s Just Too Many Losers,” Entire GOP Platform Suddenly Makes Sense
WASHINGTON, D.C.— Decades of conservative policy abruptly snapped into focus Monday after President Donald Trump was asked about universal pre-K and…
 • Kevin Kane
RONAN FARROW CAMPED OUTSIDE NATALIE HARP’S APARTMENT WAITING TO TELL HER STORY
WASHINGTON, D.C.— Investigative journalist Ronan Farrow has reportedly spent the past six days sitting in a folding chair outside the apartment of…
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Total Pangramonium
AI detectors are doing more harm than good.
 • Kevin Kane
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