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Last night, I lost my father
Legendary voice actor Tom Kane passed away last night.
May 18 • Kevin Kane
Universal Concerned Audiences Won't Masturbate To The Odyssey
Audience Arousal Metrics Remain Dangerously Flaccid
May 16 • Kevin Kane
The Internet Made Millennials Unelectable
We all have a 30 second attack ad.
May 11 • Kevin Kane
Either Thanos was Right or The Right Wants Thanos
You tell me.
May 7 • Kevin Kane
How NOT To Promote Your Book
Step One: Don't be Racist
May 5 • Kevin Kane
Spirit Airlines Was Never a Real Airline. It Was a PsyOp.
Stow your traytable and don your tinfoil hats.
May 3 • Kevin Kane

April 2026

IMPORTANT UPDATES from the Deep Estate
A sequel, surprise novella, and more!
Apr 30 • Kevin Kane
We Really Need to Think Past “AI Is Bad”
With a bonus diatribe about Em Dashes.
Apr 24 • Kevin Kane

March 2026

Old Man Playing Old Gay Wizard Still Not Sure Why Everyone Is Yelling At Him
LOS ANGELES— The Online LGBT community and its advocates continued to express outrage this week after 80-year-old actor John Lithgow declined to abandon…
Mar 31 • Kevin Kane
The One Piece Paradox:
Why Some Anime Shouldn’t Become Faithful Adaptations
Mar 29 • Kevin Kane
Hulu Staked the Buffy Reboot, and That’s a Good Thing.
The more you think about what could've been, the worse it gets.
Mar 18 • Kevin Kane
AI is amazing. AI Content is Worthless.
The Reason Why People Will Never Pay for AI Slop.
Mar 17 • Kevin Kane
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